Lovehoney Merry Kissmas Bullet Vibrator Review When I got down to testing this little bullet, it really hit my nostalgia buttons. Not because I have stuck a multitude of similar vibrators down my pants, which I have, but because it reminded me of my first ever bullet vibrator. The Lovehoney MerryRead More →
Naughty Passion Silicone G-Spot Curve Vibrator Review If you have read any of my previous vibrator reviews you will have learnt something very un-unique about me – If it’s powerful and rumbly, I want it on my bits, in my bits and in the general vicinity of my genitalia. I haveRead More →
Lovehoney Chocolate Orange Flavoured Lubricant Review It may not be true for everyone, but when I’m getting down and dirty with a partner, it generally involves some form of oral pleasure. Whether it’s my tongue, their tongue, or our tongues, there is usually some serious licking involved. In addition to practicallyRead More →
Mini Marvels Marvelous Lover Vibrator Review They say there has to be a first time for everything and the Mini Marvels Marvelous Lover Vibrator marked the first time I didn’t know how to use a sex toy. Sure, there are plenty of ways I could use it and I’m a firmRead More →
Doc Johnson Kink Pulse Ultimate 4 Motor Vibrator Review It is not often in the world of sex toys, that I get to see something I have genuinely never seen before. It is even less often that I get to play with such a rare specimen. The Doc Johnson Kink PulseRead More →
So Divine Get Lucky Vibrator Review If it wasn’t for clitoral vibrators, I probably wouldn’t give a damn about sex toys. They’re the thing that took my orgasms from pitiful to exceptional. No amount of penetration can get me off, but a kiss from a clit vibe and I’m shootingRead More →
Loving Joy Curved 5 Inch Dildo Review There are dildos shaped like dragons, tentacles and Pokemon. They can be rainbow coloured, glittery or even ultraviolet. But sometimes, nothing can beat the fancy shapes and sparkles like a basic dong. One that’s made to wow internally, rather than externally. A sexRead More →
Satisfyer Pro Traveller Review Clitoral suction technology is the most exciting thing to happen to my sex toy collection since I bought my first sex toy. It introduced me to a whole new way of masturbating. An intense and prolonged experience. Instead of the wank-and-go method, I’ve spent years mastering.Read More →
Blush Novelties Temptasia Jezebel Dildo Review The more dildos I hop on top of, the more I realise how similar they are to shampoo. Trust me, it will (might) make sense in a minute. The golden rule of hair hygiene is – save on shampoo, splurge on conditioner. This is,Read More →
Blush Novelties Noje G Slim Vibrator Review I seem to have reached the level of completely spoilt rotten in which I rarely get enthusiastic over new sex toys anymore. My vagina and I are more sceptical than excitable when it comes to inserting foreign objects with the promises of pleasure. However, theRead More →
Blush Novelties Temptasia Elvira Dildo Review Every now and then a new dildo comes into my life and I realise I have suffered from a case of my eyes being bigger than my vagina. It takes only a few millimetres for a dildo to go from deliciously girthy to practicallyRead More →