Almost everyone has heard of a ‘sex on the beach’ cocktail and the delicious drink always makes me smile when I order it. This got me wondering what other naughty named cocktails I could order. I’d also love to know who came up with these cheeky names. I like their style!
Slippery Nipple
If you’d like a shot of a slippery nipple, you just need to get your hands on some Sambuca and Irish Cream.
1/2 oz Sambuca
1/2 oz Baileys Irish Cream
Screaming Orgasm
I had a screaming orgasm last night and I’m happy to say mine wasn’t of the drinking variety. But if you want both types of screaming orgasm than here’s the recipe for the drink and you can find the recipe for the other kind here 😉
30 ml Vodka
45 ml Bailey’s Irish Cream
15 ml Kahlúa
Deep Throat
Can’t do deep throat in the bedroom? Do it in the bar instead with this shot of Kahlúa and vodka.
1/2 oz. Kahlua
1/2 oz. Vodka
1 puff Whipped cream
Blowjob
If you don’t fancy some deep throat then maybe just a blowjob?
1⁄2 oz Baileys
1⁄2 oz Kahlúa
1⁄4 oz Amaretto
Whipped cream top
Liquid Viagra
Unlike the effects of actual viagra, I think after a few of these not one part of you would be standing up.
1 shot Jagermeister
1/3 can Red Bull
Sit On My Face
Can you imagine ordering this one?!
“Sit on my face, please.” There is no way I could keep a straight a face. Hen night challenge?
1/3 oz coffee liqueur
1/3 oz hazelnut liqueur
1/3 oz Irish cream
Panty Dropper
So named as it made women take off their panties? Honestly, I don’t know, but that’s going to be my guess.
1/2 oz Raspberry vodka
1/2 oz blueberry schnapps
1/2 oz cranberry juice
Sex Machine
This is probably the only sex machine I can afford right now. Though I’d honestly rather have an actual sex machine.
1 oz Baileys
1 oz Kahlua
1 oz Milk
Dirty Pussy
Anyone for a dirty pussy? I mean, I prefer my pussy’s clean but you know, whatever…
1/2 oz amaretto
1/2 oz banana liqueur
1/2 oz melon liqueur
1/2 oz pineapple juice
Hot Sex
Want to ask the cute barman for some hot sex? Here’s your chance.
2 1/2 oz triple sec
4 oz orange juice
1 dash grenadine syrup
So which drink would you choose? I don’t think I could say no to some of the Hot Sex 😉
If you liked this post then check out my post on weird condom flavours here.
